Wednesday, 8 April 2009

06/04/09

Well the start of my first week in here. I was going to bring everyone down for a drink but just couldn't be bothered really. Feeling a bit lazy. Though D called down after work for an hour or two. He was planning where all his stuff would go. Uh-huh. But it was a laugh anyway. I was sipping a few ice cold Absoluts and relaxing. No drunkenness really but a bit of a buzz on. The good kind though. However I did put a lasagne in the microwave and forgot about it...

Sunday, 5 April 2009

05/04/09

I have been so lax with this lately. I haven't really stopped the past few days. But I am writing this from the living room of my new apartment. Its about time alright.
I think I could settle down here quite nicely. Clean and comfortable. I know I am a serious slob but I promise to keep it like that.
And I have been working god knows how many nights the past week or two. Never again. Two nights is enough. As I write this, I am not 100% sure when the last time I had more than 4 hours sleep was. Not a healthy way to be. Looking in the mirror is like looking at Lon Chaney. Very unpleasant. Pale, pasty, blotchy and huge bags under the eyes. Still, I shall sort myself out pretty soon and make myself look a bit more presentable.
First things first though. I need to sort this place out a bit. Currently the only food I have is two bottles of Corona and half a bottle of Absolut. Not exactly a healthy diet I'm sure you'll agree. i know I eat crap all the time but this is pushing it even for me.
I also have a bit of a hangover. I was round at Dees last night. We were both pretty tired and we agreed, a six pack of corona and that would do it. Well the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
We finished the corona, and he had carling and blue WKD in the fridge. Where he got the idea to mix those, I have no clue but they were very nice and went down far too easily. Never mix your drinks and all that. Certainly worked. We weren't nastily drunk but we had a serious buzz on. it got until 2 in the morning and I had to leave. I could barely keep the head up and eyes open. A great night indeed.
Well I shall continue to fix this place up a bit and stock up on food. Thats probably important. Have fun y'all.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

26/03/09

Well another hangover this morning. I know, shocking. But there you go. I really am heading for a large crash and burn. I'll be fine tho.
Myself and L spent most of the day in bed, comparing our suffering. When we finally got up, she made us bacon and sausage sandwiches. Now really, what more could you ask for?
I taught her to ride my bike as well. She picked it up pretty quickly. A few more goes and she'll be flying.
We had a bit of a lie-down in the afternoon before I had to go on. Hung about the house for a while. J was texting me and called up here for a while. Hadn't seen her in months. We got caught up and I played the agony uncle. It was good seeing her. We gossip like a pair of bitches.
She was only up for an hour and a half but it was a laugh.
Then my usual way of relaxing. Feet up in front of the tv, with a lot of junk food. Life is good.

25/03/09

Well I managed to drag my sorry arse out of bed this morning. Not without difficulty though. When I sat up I got a blinding stab of pain in the back of the head. I thought it was death and welcomed it. But I'm still here.
I managed to get through work alright and collapsed back in bed for while. Not too bad. I felt a bit better after that.
Off up to L's tonight. I brought wine and an easter egg of her favourite chocolate. We then went off to tescos for a case of corona. It was her idea to mix. I had nothing to do with it.
We mixed wine and beer so you can imagine what happened. Room got a bit spinny and we get very randy. Didn't even leave the sofa ;-)
We managed to get into bed and curled up to stop the spinning. Ah passing out together. Really can't beat it.

24/03/09

Pretty good day today. I got the apartment situation sorted out. The first place I saw was such a disappointment. The picture on the website looked like something out of "Frasier" but when I saw it, it was such a tip. The place hadn't even been cleaned. So I thought sod that. Saw the place in the Sorting Office which was so much better. So I got that. Probably be sometime next week when i move in. The paperwork and all that. Ugh.
Still, it wont be much longer. Then I can get it sorted and have a wee partay. They will come up, drink my booze and make a mess of the place. Fun.
I went town to Dee's tonight. A great wee night. I was just going to go down, sup a beer or two, catch up on the gossip and watch tv. Didn't really work out like that. We both got quite a bit pissed. Dee introduced me to a new drink. A pint of beer mixed with blue WKD. Sounds revolting but they went down very easily. Thats how we got a bit drunk. I'll have to remember that.
When I got in, the room was spinning very badly. I felt slightly sorry for Dee. He had to get up about 6. Poor bastard. I shall text him in the morning and laugh.

23/03/09

I do love waking up with L. Really the best way to start the day. Of course I have to leave soon after which is seriously annoying but you take the ups with the downs.
So I left and spent half my life sitting in rush hour traffic before I got to work but not late or anything. Besides, they all love me so even if I was late, a cheeky smile and all is forgiven.
Off working in Taylor House tonight. I love that. Money for nothing. I spent ten hours lying on a very comfy sofa, watching movies and sleeping. I know what you're thinking. Its a hard life sometimes.

22/03/09

Ah Sunday again. As usual, I didn't really have much work to do so I lay around, raiding the fridge and watching tv. Definatly one of my favourite pastimes. I shall be getting fat soon enough.
After a huge Sunday dinner, I headed up to L's. Couldn't be better. A nice bottle of wine or two, and we sat and giggled all night. It was great.

Sunday, 22 March 2009

20/03/09

A good day today. Quite a good payday and a boys night out. I walked up to D's, singing along to the ipod like a twat but very enjoyable anyway. I di notice one or two looks from cars but there you go.
I got up to D's and we met M soon after. It has been quite a while since we were all on the bus into town. A little trip down memory lane there.
We were off to the Duke of York tonight as I was getting fed up with the Limelight. So we went to that great bar, buzzing with atmos and it made you smile as you arrived. I got a beer down the Gregory double-quick time as I seriously needed it. The amber necter after all.
D and M were slightly disappointed as there were no ladies our age but they did constantly say that most ladies there would "get it".
S got there not long after we arrived and the night was complete. We all did get a bit steaming but not too bad.
Then a walk, of course, to Subway. This can be dangerous to the drunk but we are veterans and can handle ourselves easily. Not always so. Our first trip there drunk, we left in a mass of fear and confusion. Luckily with practise we can now go in there even when the room is spinning and order perfectly.
Then a taxi home and we got out early as he was really taking the piss. We slung him a few quid and just walked. I enjoyed that more actually. It was a nice night. And I finished as I started. Singing along to myself. Oh yes.

Thursday, 19 March 2009

19/03/09

I'm not even going to write about yesterday. It was crap. Sitting about all day then working A+E in the Royal, dealing with drunken kids who thought they were hard as nails because they had a cut on their face. Ugh.
As I was off today, I was in the unusual position of being able to come back from night shift and go to sleep. Which I did and thouroughly enjoyed. And i was unconscious. When I woke up I had a few messages and a few missed calls. My phone was next to my head and I heard nothing. Excellent.
I generally just kicked around after that. Made an appoint ment to see a few apartments next week. I seriously need one. Getting a bit fed up here.
I was down at Dee's tonight. Been a while since I called down to the slopes of gayvarlock to see the old bastard. It was great. A few beers, slagging off the reprobates in the street and a trip down memory lane. I do miss the old place. A lot of memories there. Well, I'll have to make some new ones soon.

17/03/09

I left out the last few days as I didn't really do much. Just sat around, being lazy and generally being pretty relaxed. It felt rather good. Mainly because I'm such a waster.
Well it's St. Patricks day again. That wonderful time of year when all differences are put aside, both communities come together in harmony and understanding and....um....anyway...
I went up to L's tonight. Got in shaking like an epileptic under the strobe lights due to the cold. Luckily I had some whiskey to warm me up a bit. So I survived the perilous journey to Lisburn.
I was in a slightly irritated mood, due to life friends and the universe and I really ranted to L about it. Happily she saw the funny side and pretty soon we were both giggling. Sorted me right out.
For some unknown reason I was drinking red wine out of one of her very nice long shot glasses. seemed to be going down without a quibble. An odd experiance but not a bad one.
Her brother was up and we all had a bit of a laugh. We had a little smoke of something and of course I got the giggles like a dizzy schoolgirl. Ah I love it. Very relaxing.
We were both pretty tired so we had an early, cosy night. Curled up together before passing out together. And not in the drunken bum way.

Saturday, 14 March 2009

14/03/09

Well its just after 3 in the morning. I'm on night shift again in Gods waiting room. Don't know why I agreed to two nights in a row but there you go. This is when it gets you. The sheer boredom, nothing on tv and everyone is asleep. Sat here thinking "What the hell am I doing here?" I could be sound asleep in a warm comfy bed. And I wish I was. I could be lying sleeping with a satisfied smile on my face after being out on the town, or tucked up with L.
Instead, I'm stuck in this soul destroying, run-down home.
Its a strange feeling being up this long. Awake all day Friday, all Friday night, all day Saturday and all this night. You're still alert but slightly slowed down. Reaction times slow. Almost like being slightly drunk with no happy feelings or inflated ego. The eyelids are very heavy but thats to be expected. The worst is the slightly sick feeling in the pit of the stomach. It puts you off eating. the lack of emotion is a bit odd also. I'm in the sitting room, where I was watching tv earlier. A resident came in and sat down and promptly fell asleep. He woke up about an hour and a half later when I was lying on the sofa. He was walking and nearly fell. He managed to stop himself but if he had fallen, I know I would only have felt irritation that I would have had to get up. Hmm. Well thats life. We all need sleep. Nighty night.

13/03/09

Friday the 13th today. Oooohhh.
Well very annoyingly I had to leave L early to go to work. Isn't that always the way?
Usual non-event in work. Boring.
I spent most of the day in bed. I was wrecked. Or just lazy. Yeah, I think it was the lazy thing.
Night shift in the Royal tonight. Money for nothing. On special observation of a patient. The guy slept the whole night. Apart when I went for a break and due to Sod's law, he fell out of bed. Whoops. Well, no broken bones or broken skin. Could have been worse.
That is literally all I did all night. Sat watching a man sleep, read a book, had a break and a snooze and went back to watching him until I had to leave. Easy money.

12/03/09

Well we did suffer together. Though I wasn't too bad. I've built up a slight immunity to whiskey. Doesn't really give me much of a hangover. Same with L and wine. But we woke up, huddled together afraid to move in case the head exploded. And I do believe one of us uttered the phrase "I'm never drinking again."
We lay in bed until 2 in the afternoon. It did take us a while to rouse ourselves. I kept going to get up and giving up. We got there in the end though. Hunger drove us out. We got cleaned up and looking rather good, headed out for lunch. We went to a really nice 50's style diner. Burgers and milkshakes for lunch. And the sun was out. Such a hangover cure. We walked back to her place, stopping off for ice cream on the way.
L left her car at her friends yesterday so I drove her down to pick it up. I got back to her place before her and she arrived with munchies. We built a huge fire hat actually looked like it was going out of control for a few minutes. She want and had a shower and got into her cute PJ's. We curled up in front of the fire and watched 300. We did have one or two drinks but nothing serious.
We were in bed pretty early for us as we were both wrecked. Snuggled up in bed and...anyway. Drifting off to sleep together, perfect way to end a great day.

11/03/09

No hangover this morning. See, I'm not a total pisshead.
I did pretty much nothing all day today. A bit of extra work but thats not even worth talking about.
I went up to L's tonight. She sent me a message saying I should bring some whiskey. Now who am I to refuse? A nice bottle of Jamesons was in my bag when I left. She was in the mood to get a bit drunk. And so was I, as I was off the next day. We planned to suffer together. Misery loves company after all.
I got there and we got a nice big fire on the go and caught up on all the gossip. We did start the drinking pretty sharpish. A few glasses of wine for the lady and my smooth whiskey for me. Certainly did warm the cockles of the heart.
We got a bit tipsy and giggly, and a little frisky just before her friends arrived. Wendy and Jude. Such a laugh. I met Jude once before and we hit it off and bantered away.
I really got stuck into my whiskey while they finished the wine and got started on the Smirnoff. Ah such a laugh. Oh the room did start to spin a little bit. A slight gap in the memory and I was upstairs and it seemed a very good idea to lie on L's bed. Just for a second. I do remember L getting into bed next to me and I had undressed myself. Hmm. We passed out together. A really good night.

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

10/03/09


OK I wrote this one and the last one on the same night so I'm still a bit drunk. So thats not too bad. It's not like I'm constantly pissed. Well I am but anyway... Above is how I usually wake up.

09/03/09

My brothers birthday today. I slung the diva some cash in a card and he was happy with that. It really must be hard for him, all that money burning a hole in his pocket. Poor guy.
I woke up insanely comfy with L this morning with only a slight headache. And very fucking annoyingly I had to leave early to go to work. Its been too long since we spent the day together...
Home tonight and we all got a bit tipsy and giggly for the brothers birthday.
Once again, I do think binge drinking is good for you. The recklessness and fun that comes with it. Absolutly fantastic.
Funnily enough, I'm actually slightly tipsy now. I have the night off work so I thought I'd drink a little. I know what you're thinking.."Adam drinking? Thats a bit odd." But it does happen, I promise you.
But its purely medicinal tonight. I have rather fucked myself up. At the gym doing the old deadlifts, I put a little too much weight on and did feel a slight twinge in the back. And we all know the only cure for that is more booze. Its something I learned working in hospitals. With painkillers, there really is no upper limit. The more pain you're in, the more morphine you can take. And beer and whiskey is an acceptable substitute. As I have used all my morphine.
I do feel very good right now though. I'm sure I'll feel like a corpse tomorrow but as usual, its always worth it.
The reason I'm drinking alone is everyone was a bit boring tonight. Dee was wrecked but I accept that as he has a seriously knackering job. When I lived next door to him, I would hear him leave at 7 in the morning and he would get back at 7 at night. After driving all over Northern Ireland. Thats a bit much. Still, always a great night with the insane bastard. I shall have to head down soon, drink all his beer then fuck off again. He would expect nothing less.

08/03/09

Hungover yet again this morning. And yet I don't have a problem with it. Absolutly nothing wrong with a bit of binge drinking. Which is five or more drinks. I'm just getting warmed up by then.
I do enjoy a party and getting a bit rubbered. Feeling like your legs are on backwards, trying to make the room stop spinning and a head full of beer and whiskey. Knowing all your friends are the same. The inhibitions get lowered and you amuse everyone with your witty and profound remarks. Well, I do anyway.
I have no problem with getting up a bit unwell because whats the alternative? Sitting in, having no fun? I don't think so somehow.
I recovered pretty quickly by pouring a lot of water down the neck. Plus I didn't have much work so no real stress today. Just a usual Sunday really. Lying about taking it easy, lunch in the oven and all was right with the world.
I went up to Lynnes tonight. Had some hair of the dog and felt pretty good. A few beers and a glass of wine or two. We were both a bit randy so we sorted that out a bit sharpish. My naughty girl.
We spent a while channel surfing and watched a funny but slightly disturbing programme. "sex: how to do everything". Might make it a weekly thing.
And a scary thought to end. She's making me watch "Sex And The City"...

Sunday, 8 March 2009

07/03/09

Well the usual feeling like death this morning. I woke up and rather stupidly looked in the mirror. I looked like the Greek God of hangovers. Hair a mess, huge bags under the eyes and the eyes themselves were pissholes in the snow. Not the greatest look but I managed to make myself look a bit presentable before going to work. Thats always an event. Doing my job that badly hungover, shaking and trying to be nice. Years of practice has prepared me for it though and now they can't even tell when I'm wasted. Which is definatly a good thing. Although trying to sort out medication while hungover is quite an exercise. Anyway...
I was out again tonight for Lee's birthday. Well I say out, it was a party at his house. It was ok. There was a bit of a crowd which was great. Lynne was there as well so that was a very pleasant distraction. David lasted an hour before going. He wanted us to go into town to the Limelight again but I couldn't face it.
Lynne and I got very wasted to deal with it. It was quite a while since she had a good, drunken night and it hit her hard but she coped. She got her brother to come and pick her up. And thank God I only lived round the corner. I couldn't have coped with a long distance. She left and I managed to roll upstairs and into bed. I had to bury my head under the pillow but I managed to make the room stop spinning before I passed out.

06/03/09

Paid today and of course I had to go out and blow a load of it. Out on the tiles with D tonight. Starting at Robinsons to warm up with a few libations and catching up on all the gossip. Setting the world to rights. We do seem to do that quite well. Even with our differing politics. His is slightly left, and I'm a little bit right. All fine when we are talking about bikes though. We usually agree on that.
Round to Katy Dalys after that. There were quite a few of the White Shirts in. Unusual in there on a Friday night. Its usually the Venue crowd, not the metro, gelled up lot in there. Well they are taking over. No resistance to it.
Off to the Limelight. Again. And we were the first ones in. Thats embarrassing. There was a crowd of us out so that was good. As much as I slag the place off, we usually have a good time in there.
I got quite liqoured up and danced like a twat. Thats always fun. And L kept me entertained by texting me most of the night. I ran out of money and then proceeded to start stealing everyone elses drinks. Theres class for you. Well they didn't mind. Or if they did, I wasn't caring.
I do know we stayed to the death but there it gets a little fuzzy. I know I got my coat, then suddenly I was in a taxi with D and M. A gap in the memory and then M was shaking me awake on his sofa. Hmm. Then walking home with D.
I do remember lying in bed, room spinning and thinking "Why do I do this to myself?"
It was a good night.

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

04/03/09

Late for work today. It was slightly deliberate as I was far too comfortable to move. I wasn't hours late but it was noticable. However as my clients just love me, a cheeky smile and all was forgiven. A very handy trick that. It irritates L a little bit that I can get away with murder with a wink and a smile but c'est la vie.
I went down to dee's tonight. I hadn't been down in a while and we caught up on all the goss. We really are like a pair of women at times. Fun though. We pigged out on junk food for quite a while. Well it makes a change from me being a drunken bum.
I really will have to sort out my diet. It is constant crap. Coke, mars bars, beer, whiskey, cheeseburgers and my usual sweet tooth. Any time I eat something healthy it is my mum who makes it. I will try and change after my first heart attack. Which will be soon if I carry on. Good thing I work in a hospital a lot.

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

02/03/09

I missed out yesterday, due to laziness. It was a good day though.
I called up to L's after work. She was exhausted and I must admit I was a bit cream crackered from last night. Worth it tho. I called up with 2 bottles of wine and a movie. We sat in front of the fine and got slightly tipsy, and giggled for quite a while. Then curled up in bed and...well, you know.
I even got a lie-in the next morning which was rather good. Her bed is soo comfortable. I highly recommend it. Then off to work, dealing with the great unwashed.

I used to go to the gym quite a lot but it has been several months since I was last there. I went back today as summer is coming in. I should get back in shape and all that. However, in the few months since I was there, something odd had happened. Some evil sadist had snuck in there and filled the weights with concrete or something. They all seemed to be a lot heavier. Even starting off light, after a few seconds my shoulders were screaming so loud they had to be audible. However I stuck at it and finished the whole workout. I somehow managed to hobble back to the changing room where I sat in a daze for I while. My brain simply couldn't understand what had happened. It had gotten used to a comfy life of lying down with mars bars, coke and beer. I managed to walk back through the gym, which was technically a swimming pool due to the amount I had sweated. What is it they say? No pain, no gain? We will see.

Sunday, 1 March 2009

28/02/09

Well, nose to the grindstone again this morning. Although I hadn't slept so it was really a quick break and back to work.
I was out on the tiles tonight. I needed it after my last venture out on Tuesday. I met L at 9 and we went on a bit of a crawl. Starting in Skye. That brought back memories as it was a few years since I was last there. I don't think I'll be back. The place was full of kids. I hadn't felt so old in quite a while. And we did stand out a bit. I wasn't wearing a tracksuit and L was looking stunning in a very nice LBD.
We then went and crashed a 50th birthday party upstairs at morrisons. We did get a few looks to begin with but a few cocktails and singing along and we were nicely blended in. People will not care who you are as long as the drink is flowing. Although as people were leaving nad saying goodbye, they started to say "bye" to us then realised they didn't know us.
G met us there about 11. She really wanted to get out, have a drink and a dance. She looked rather nice. Then we were off the Limelight. As it was Saturday, the place was packed to the gills. It took me half an hour to get to the bar so I needed to work fast. Quite a few glasses of whiskey to keep me ticking over. I met S, T and McG there so that was a giggle. McG left shortly after we arrived for a bit of rumpy pumpy, the dog.
The night was prettty good. Up dancing and making a twat of myself. Lots of fun. L was driving so she left G home then we called into my old place in Glenvarlock Street. Just to check the mail, make sure it was still there and hadn't burned down, things like that. There for about 2 hours. Thats about usual to check the mail isn't it?

27/02/09

Another thouroghly long lie-in today. Had to make the most of it as I am back to the daily grind tomorrow.
So all day today, I did exactly nothing. I lay around, than sat around and then lay around some more. I needed to rest my soft wee body for another night shift. Ulster hospital tonight. First time in there. The nurses took this poor uninformed agency worker under their wing and did most of my work for me. Now who was I to argue with such generoisity?
I had a sleep for a few hours on a few wooden armcharis that had been laid out. Now I slept easily but when I awoke I simply couldn't move. I had to roll onto the floor to get the limbs moving. Thats dignified.
I shall have to work in there more often. I spent quite a lot of time rolling across the floor with my wheely chair and eating cake the nurses had hidden. I'm sure they will be very happy when they start working looking for their sweeties and find Adam has eaten the lot.
Still not paying to leave those car parks. Motorbikes are sooo much better. I just nip out between the barriers. Don't judge, I'm poor. Well thats not true, I'm just tight.

Thursday, 26 February 2009

26/02/09

Well I'm back hale and hearty. Thank God. Although I did take an extra day off work tomorrow. You know, just to be sure.
I'm just back from a quiet night out up at M's. It was pretty good. Flew up on the bike, picked up a few beers then slobbed out. D and T were ther as well. D was texting most of the night and I mean he was typing some serious essays. Still, who am I to judge? I have done the same myself.
We all lay around drinking and putting the world to rights. We slagged off and mocked everyone from chavs to emos to newspaper editors to enviromentalists. Lets face it, that was pretty easy.
There is a gap in my memory of about half an hour when M and T were talking about football. I literally do not remember what happened then except when I came to, my beer was empty. Strange.
We ended up playing around on youtube for a while. I had to be on my best behaviour and not put on anything foul, depraved or even just a bit nasty. And they think I have a problem.
I shall sort myself out tomorrow and promise longer posts with more pointless drivel. Enjoy.

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

I am quite drunk, very doped to the eyes and very relaxed. i mean really, who the hell needs a health service? Next time my clients bitch to me about the flu, and waiting for hours in the docs just for them to give a placebo and sod them off. The solution is sooo much simpler. Four or so paracetamol and 2 or 3 glasses of whiskey. Easy. I feel just wonderful.
Now thats profound. I could have just saved the health service millions which they could use for cleaning wards.which personally i think would come in handy. When people are going in with an ingrown toe nail and coming out with a mild case of death due to MRSA, C-Diff and everything else, a bit of extra cash for clean wards would be handy. and stop hiring lazy, bloody useless Poles as cleaners. I saw one of them wipe up some blood, a little bit dried in and used their finger to rub the rest off. no gloves and they didn't wash up going into the next ward.
Now doesn't that just put you off going into hospital? Why am i talking about this? I know... BOOBIES!!!

24/02/09

Oh what a day. I did the morning work, the non-event that was. Then in bed for quite a while. I woke up all nasty and sweaty and had a message from L telling me she was walking barefoot along the beach. She knew that would make me jealous.
It took me a few hours to shake myself properly and sort myself out. We were going out for a drink tonight so I managed to make myself look presentable, doped myself up and off I went.
I met L in the Parlour where she was looking, as ever, stunning. And she had a frosty corona waiting for me. Now I ask you, what more could you ask for?
She really needed a beer or 2. A bit stressed lately. Aren't we all?
D arrived about half ten and we got caught up on the goss. Now, I wish I could fill you in on a night of debauched drunkenness that would shock the church elders but unfortunatly I got very sick very fast. Fever and all that crap and I had to LEAVE EARLY!!! The shame of it. I shall have to make up to them. And get a good story or two for this.
I was in bed by quarter to 12 for gods sake. Big baby.

23/02/09

I have been such a waster today. Lying in bed all day, watching 24, drinking coke and eating mars bars. Totally lazy but so worth it.
I was working in Bruce House tonight. A nice easy night. I was on with a nurse called colleen who just loves me. Shes a great laugh from the Falls. Another agency worker was on. A polish guy called Jack. And when I introduced myself, he looked at me and said "That is not a Polish name." Seriously. He could not believe there was an agency worker who was not Polish, African or Philipino. Thats scary.
It was a pretty easy night. Usually is in there. I spent most of the night lying on the sofa, a huge big pillow under the head in front of the TV. And a 3 and a half hour sleep. See? Colleen just loves me. Which did come in handy as I still wasn't feeling 100%.
Well thats enough for now. My heads away with the fairies right now.

Sunday, 22 February 2009

22/02/09

I am still bloody sick. And rather unfortunatly I have no whiskey to take the edge off. I really should have a bottle of Jamesons on stand-by for these occasions. And a lot of paracetamol.
Last night was great. Called up to see L. We were as bad as each other, both a bit sick. Neither of us were our sexy, charasmatic, dynamic selves. We were quite a picture, curled up on the sofa, big blanket round us watching a movie while her highly-strung, totally insane but very loveable dog ran round the place.
It was a quiet night in. Last time I saw her was on Valentines night and that was an amazing night. I arrived at her place with champagne and strawberrys. She rather enjoyed that. Hell, so did I. Curled up in front of the fire, sipping champagne with a beautiful girl. Now how could anybody not enjoy that?
I'll not say what we got up to for a few hours after that, but I'm sure you can guess.
Last night was a very relaxed night. We got into bed, her in her cute wee jammies, and cuddled up together. I got no reports of snoring and I didn't wake up being smothered with a pillow so I must have done something right. Waking up and your girlfriend not trying to kill you is definatly a good thing. We live to fight another day.
So life is good right now. If I can just shake this bloody bug I'll be back to top shape.

Saturday, 21 February 2009

21/02/09

Well I was supposed to be going out last night, but thanks to the ministrations of my mum and aunt, who works in the Royal, I was off to work. Oh I was pissed off about that. All the lads were off to the Limelight, and D took great pleasure in texting me constantly letting me know how much fun they were having. While I was stuck in Gods waiting room.
I was feeling rough all night. Thought it was just residual anger but it turns out I was actually sick. Around 5 in the morning I turned into a horrible, vomity mass of pus.
The main nurse I was working with told me just to go home as it turns out they don't like you vomiting round patients. Which is a sound policy I think.
I couldn't leave right away as the gates were locked. So I lay on a sofa feeling sorry for myself until I could leave. Of course, I had to go and do my home care work after that which was no end of fun. As soon as I got home I got back into bed and stayed there all day. Very comfy.
Well I'm rousing myself now and throwing a lot of painkillers down my neck. Going down to see the girlfriend later and I'm looking forward to that.
Well I'll update this tomorrow and give you all the goss.

Friday, 20 February 2009

20/02/09

Well I'll start this blog out of sheer boredom and see how long i can keep it up. Hopefully you will get a laugh out of it.
I'm writing this with a bit of a hangover. Nothing new there really. I was out with G last night and we got rather drunk. We started at the Apartment, but as we were a bit skint we didn't hang around. Prices have gotten a bit bloody steep there lately. We went up to Four Corners after that. Hadn't been there before but it was funny. Really full of suger-daddies. All of them giving G the suave, subtle (or so they thought) wink and smile. We sat there and mocked them quite happily. Then off to the Northern Whig for cocktails. G saw a cute guy she wanted to go chat to but had to let that go when we found out he was as gay as the day is long. Aww isn't that always the way?
Slightly immature but we giggled for nearly 10 minutes when she came back and told me about a girls...bathroom habit, shall we say. We laughed even more when the girl came out of the bathroom. I think she knew. We got a bit of a dirty look alright.
By this point we were quite tipsy. We went to the John Hewitt to finish up and got quite a lot of whiskey and rum. I had a very drunken girl falling against me and ordering me to buy her a drink. Though when G came and stood next to me, she got a dirty look and then stumbled off to the next victim. Oh dear.
Back to G's house for a coffee where I spent half an hour flirting with her mum. That was fun.
I walked home. I was so in the mood for it. After drinking all night, I thought I should do something healthy. Bloody cold though.
Thats enough for now. Quite an effort typing and I'm hungover and tired. Talk soon.