I am quite drunk, very doped to the eyes and very relaxed. i mean really, who the hell needs a health service? Next time my clients bitch to me about the flu, and waiting for hours in the docs just for them to give a placebo and sod them off. The solution is sooo much simpler. Four or so paracetamol and 2 or 3 glasses of whiskey. Easy. I feel just wonderful.
Now thats profound. I could have just saved the health service millions which they could use for cleaning wards.which personally i think would come in handy. When people are going in with an ingrown toe nail and coming out with a mild case of death due to MRSA, C-Diff and everything else, a bit of extra cash for clean wards would be handy. and stop hiring lazy, bloody useless Poles as cleaners. I saw one of them wipe up some blood, a little bit dried in and used their finger to rub the rest off. no gloves and they didn't wash up going into the next ward.
Now doesn't that just put you off going into hospital? Why am i talking about this? I know... BOOBIES!!!